David, David, why H&M? (contains images of men in boxers)

I want to write an open letter to David Beckham, can I?

We'll say yes!

“Hey David,

I'm taking the liberty of writing you these few words. I'm writing in French, it's true, but you played for PSG so I assume you must know how to speak a little French. At worst, there's Reverso!

David, I think I've been in love with your physique your performance since the franc. You see. Just saying. But anyway.

I even saw you play in Spain, a treat. I spent the match screaming. I don't remember the score or anything. Just you.

Photo Credit Men's Health

Now you're a lingerie muse, and you're right, with a body like yours it would be a shame to hide it. You had already done it for Emporio Armani (you thought I'd forgotten!), and then you thought, why not H&M.

Except that, David, I want to say no. No, because frankly, H&M isn't necessarily THE ultra-cool brand that will create and give you a mainstream image.

Credit Photo H&M

So yes, the campaigns are well done, your butt your body is well highlighted, but even if the product is super well presented with a gorgeous model, I don't forget that the manufacturing is, how to say politically correctly, not really super impeccable. I don't need to draw you a picture. You know it. But sometimes the lure of profit makes you do pretty stupid things, I understand... Plus, you're an athlete, you should know that organic cotton is better. You don't sweat, or not as much. You know, the boxers you sell for sports aren't top-notch.

However, I'm telling you, David, I've been looking for a model for men's boxers for a month now. And I can't find one. I'm not demanding, just a growl guy (and yes, it's not for me) (although) (no, I'll stay professional).

You did a UNICEF campaign for Syria, you're a good guy, I know it. SO COME POSE FOR PEAU-ETHIQUE!!! Oh, yes, we don't have H&M's budget, but we make jokes, cakes, and I can babysit Amber for free while you go visit Saint-Chamond with Victoria.

See you soon

Kisses <3

Ludivine”

I think he'll say yes. No?